I treasure every single moment spent wif my girlfriend. From meeting her under her block, to sending her home.

She may not be perfect, she may not have a fabulous figure, but i dun give a damn. I love her for who she is =).

Went to orchard. Goodness sale sale sale sale. Ei yang, one more day shopping leh. this time no get things no go home.

Yay

Yes ppl, i am officially attached. I am also loving it. Lets make it last tgt!!!!!! GOGOGO! =)

Duuuhhhh no time to shop!!!! i sound like auntie, but its great SG SALE. WTFBBQ!!! I WAN FORMAL CLOTHES. Up to 70% Ralph Lauren...... Hmm...

Maaa..... Thats beside the main point. Waiting for saturday to come!!!!

wohoo!

Yay finally i get to meet dear le! wooo! Went to bunk, got amazed by her fren's audi skills. Trashed ppl in tekken 6. Then i send her home!!! FELT GOOD CAN!

Lol that was like the happiest moment in my life. It brings joy. But i have to go back and face hell.

Why hell u ask me? I got lab report. Lab. Ma. Pa. Work.

Nabei.Can i like dun study and get a degree?

155 questions that i am supposed to do to let u noe me.

1) Name: Kenneth! Tan ming hao
2) Nicknames: Ming by Xin! yang, Tan by neo.
3) Hometown: Yishun Central
4) Current Location: home
5) Gender: Male
6) Height: 1.6 m
7) Eye Color: Dark brown
8) Shoe Size: 7(???)
9) Hair Color:: Light brown
10) Heritage:: Chinese + Japanese
11) Birthstone:: Simi lan jiaw? ( wat bird?)
12) Relationship Status:: Attached =)
13) Hobbies:: Badminton, msn, meiting =)
14) Pets:: Fishes and one retarded brother. Yes brother, he is my pet.
15) Piercings:: None.
18) Tattoos:: None. Eeyer tattoo.
19) Zodiac Sign:: Horse
20) Righty or Lefty:: Left

Favorites
21) Color:: Black
22) Flower:: White Rose
23) Food:: Im bringing PRATA back!
24) Restaurant:: New York New York
25) Drink:: Chrysenthimum tea
26) Sport:: SOCCER!
27) Ice cream flavor:: Vanilla
28) Car:: Mitsubishi Evo 6
29) TV show:: Power Ranger
30) Band:: OPWO
31) Song of All-Time:: Patapon
32) Kind of music:: Jrock
33) Movie:: Ju-On
34) Animal:: If domestic = Dogs, not domestic = dolphins
35) Superhero:: Venom
36) Day of the week:: Saturday
37) Perfume/Cologne:: Davidoff
38) Book:: Goosebumps
39) Magazine:: Aint liking them
40) Candy:: Sour power.
41) Season:: Spring
42) Quote:: Kore ka?
43) Place to be:: My own house seperated from my current one
44) Time of day:: Evening, cooling maaa
45) Month:: None in particular

Have u ever?

46) Been out of the country:: To date.. Malaysia, Hong Kong
47) Vandalized someone's property:: Yes, of course! table,wall
48) Stolen anything:: U realised that ur panty is missing? LOL!!!
49) Failed a class:: Almost all
50) Been dumped:: YEA!
51) Done drugs:: Medicinal drugs u crackbitch.
52) Been cheated on:: Twice i think, doesnt pay to be a nice guy sometimes.
53) Started a rumor:: That my name is Daryl
54) Danced in the rain:: I SANG IN THE RAIN.
55) Cheated on someone:: Sry i am no playboy.
56) Sat on a rooftop:: Soccer on rooftop owns.
57) Danced on a table/bar:: Dance no. Fall and make a complete fool of myself, yes.
58) Loved someone so much it made you cry:: On the verge of, i cant cry alr. Probaby too dry.
59) Dated someone older than you:: No
60) Tried to be someone you're not to impress someone:: Siao. being myself so tiring alr.
61) Dyed your hair:: Oui. Brown now.
62) Been so drunk you couldn't remember anything:: Embarrassing.....
63) Been to a nude beach:: They don't exist here. The closest nxt meaning to this is called an 'orgy"
64) Laughed so hard you cried:: Countless
65) Dated someone more than once:: yep. doesnt stop there right?
66) Mooned someone:: Wat is mooning? Sounds pretty sexual.
67) Gotten into a car accident:: Minor, yes.
68) Had surgery:: Fractured arm, so yes i did.
69) Cried yourself to sleep::Tt is insane to me.

Are you...?

70) Outgoing or shy:: Both,shy at first, outgoing later
71) Laid back or mostly anxious:: Im so laid back im useless.
72) Reserved or fun/crazy:: CRAZEH!
73) A good role model:: I dun smoke, so i am a good role model?
74) Nice or rude:: Situational
75) Funny or serious:: FUNEH!
76) Honest or deceiving:: usually honest la, bluff for like 10 cents no use.
77) Named after anyone:: Boku no namae wa Satoshi desu, yoroshiku onegaishimasu.

What is...?

78) The craziest thing you've ever done drunk:: According to my frens, rolling around??
79) Your most missed memory:: My Secondary School days
80) Your biggest regret:: Being a bastard to the girls last time.
81) Your lucky number:: 1?
82) Your biggest secret:: I have a brother as a pet.
83) Your best quality:: Err....Encouraging?
84) Your best physical feature:: My hair?
85) Your worst quality:: My height....160.
86) Your goal in life:: Start a good family and enjoy life.

Finish the sentence

87) If I were...: gay, i would jump down into the MRT track.
88) I wish...: I can have a successful life and career.
89) Nobody knows that...: I am not a gangster.
90) My heart is...: belong to someone. =)
91) I love...: Meiting =).
92) I can't stand...: Homosexuals.
93) My greatest accomplishment in life so far is...: O lv cert
94) I am...: straight.
95) I am thinking...: meiting nw.
96) I always...: sleep.
97) I am tired of...: terrorism
98) I fear...: cockroaches
99) I give...: u the IPHONE!
100) I sing...: in tune
101) I wonder...: when's the next time I can go overseas.

Who is?

102) On your mind right now:: Meiting. Chattin wif her nw.
103) In your heart:: Meiting. Misses her too.
104) Your best friend:: PSP
105) Your worst enemy:: MAISELF!!
106) The last person you hung out with:: My classmates
107) The person you can talk to on the phone for hours:: I rarely talk on the phone

Do you?

108) Have a crush on someone:: Yes, I do
109) Have any birthmarks:: nope. only moles.
110) Have a social life:: Certainly.
111) Like to dance:: Sucks.
112) Like to travel:: Yes! I want to go globe-trotting!
113) Drink a lot of water:: Average.
114) Like having your picture taken:: In a group, yes
115) Ever feel lonely:: Who doesnt?
116) Have a tan:: I have it as my surname.
117) Get annoyed easily:: Not really.
118) Daydream a lot:: REALLY.
119) Have a lot of ex's:: 1
120) Look more like your Mom or Dad:: None. I am a mutation.
121) Have siblings:: No i have none. I got a pet brother thou.
122) Like your family:: No.
123) Think you are attractive:: No, I'm not
124) Want to get married:: Yes, I do
125) Want a family of your own:: Yes of course
126) Believe in love at first sight:: BUT OF CUZ U PUNDEK!
127) Like to sing:: I will survive.
128) Follow the "5 second" rule:: Yes, somewhat
129) Prefer hugs or kisses:: Hugs AND kisses.
130) Wear glasses/contacts:: NONE.

Random

131) Whom did you get your last email from:: Jing Ting
132) Which store would you choose to max out your credit card at:: A/X
133) Ever been in a car accident:: Nah
134) What do you do most often when you are bored:: Online, meiting, foam in the mouth
135) Most annoying thing to say to me:: Cheebye
136) Last person you went to dinner with:: Neo and Xin! Yang
137) What are you listening to right now:: My msn popup sound.
138) What are you wearing right now:: White shirt and boxers
139) How easily do you trust people:: Very easily
140) Would you ever sky dive:: No, I scared die.
141) What kind of toothpaste do you use:: Darlie limemint.
142) Are you a spoiled brat:: No, I'm not
143) Who do you look up to:: Friends I love
144) What kind of jewelry do you wear the most: I wear none
145) Have you ever been fired from a job:: Mass fire of boys in greenbook.LOL
146) When was the last time you went on a date:: 2 yrs ago
147) Are you the romantic type::Depends. Subjective
148) What do you like the most about your body:: Eyes
149) What do you like the least about your body:: Face
150) How are you feeling right now:: Burning
151) When was the last time you went to a party:: 4gt.
152) Would you marry for money:: Face it, we're materialistic
153) What kind of car do you drive:: A 7 seater
154) Would you ever bungee jump:: I would like to try, but i scared die.(rhyme not intended)
155) What is your worst fear:: myself.

Sorry

When ppl say sorry, usually we as social human beings will accept it. Bygones be bygones. But y ar, sometimes we have to go so far to piss the person off when he alr threw away his pride and said sorry? We are all guilty of tt, including me when i was still a young cheena guy. Thinkin back, i tot i was very selfish and stupid. Let me explain y.

1) Ppl apologise, but the person say " sorry no cure".
I personally think that sentence did not make any sense. Its complete bullshit. First of all, y does sorry need a cure?? Its not a disease, neither is it cancer. So wtf??? Just freakin accept the apology and throw away ur ego. Ppl alr stoop so low liaw, wat u wan more??? Oh ya now i get it, sorry cannot cure ur ego or ur reputation is it?? How abt go fuck urself? I dunnoe how u gonna do it, its either u accept it or go fuck urself. Kthx.

The only scenario when Sorry no cure makes PERFECT sense is smth like this.

" A cancer patient is diagnosed with (insert cancer tt will lead to death). And the doctor goes over to the patient's shoulder , shook his head and said "Sorry. No cure" This makes sense becuz he is tryin to tell the person there is no cure to his condition.If u dun get it, slap urself.

2) Translated from chinese - If sorry got use, police all for wat??
THIS IS WORST THAN THE FIRST ONE I TELL U. Since when apologising have smth to do with the police ar? I mean their job is to ensure security, not going around forgiving ppl who did something wrong wat. LOL wats up wif the police. Even if a killer said sorry for killin a person, the police(regardless how holy he is, or even he is a pope) have to arrest him, the killer did smth wrong. So....... wat has sorry got to do wif police aar? The police isnt gonna care when u accidentally spilled milk on ur fren's shirt or smth ma. The police wont go " Ei cheebye, say sorry to ur fren ar, if not u go to jail for spilling milk on fren's shirt".

And those examples above are a hit among girls. there are boys who use them, but the more cheena girls and young girls STILL uses them. Tolong la, grow up and accept apologies like a mature person. These small mistakes nvm one. No matter how angry u feel, if it is minor, forget it. U will go to heaven for tt.

i have nth against girls really. I love girls. Im just talkin abt the special individuals who are so 'square' and ' mentally outdated'. So pls, lets make our world a more condusive place by eliminitating those childish thinkings.

peace and sign off =)

Clarify

Ok girls listen up. I as a boy, have to tell u that we are really different from wat u think of us seriously.U are all messed up. Dun even say u noe us, u do not. Neither do we. So i shall post some tips on how not to get a boy( or generally males) PISSED.

1) Never, EVER assume. Yes do NOT assume. Assuming makes an ass out of u and me. Those who dun get it. Ass=U+ME.

Yes. This is universal. i can say 95% of the girls makes their own assumptions and while deluded by those assumptions, they make the wrong judgements. I tell u nth pisses a boy SO BAD than a girl assuming his intentions or actions.

Let me give u an example

" Boy A phone was ringing. On the other side of the phone is his classmate, a female. Just nice Boy A's girlfriend was beside him, and started to get jealous."

OK im fine with this, jealousy is natural, i mean we all do get jealous. So ya its ok. But its NOT OK when the situation becomes like this

"After Boy A hangs up the phone, girlfriend starts throwing bitch fits, and threatens to break up with boyfriend. And then it all culminates in a breakup, which is silly stupid and redundant." See, y a lose-lose situation? Because the GIRL ASSUMED THAT THE BOY WAS FLIRTING!
At this point of time. I tell u ar girls, BOYS WILL FEEL LIKE "WTF!"
AND WILL BE DAMN PISSED!I MEAN, THIS IS ALL THE TRUST YOU HAVE FOR HIM MEH???

K u now imagine this situation where a win-win situation occurs.

"Boy A hangs up the phone. Girlfriend asked him nicely who was tt person. Boy A just tell h er gf is classmate. Girlfren obviously get jealous la. Ok this is the part whether u choose to dump the guy or nt, if he flirt from here u cfm noe one ma. So breakup good thing. But if he terribly loves u , he will sense ur jealousy and try to make up to u, ending up in a very romantic situation" SEE! WIN-WIN!!!

MORAL OF STORY = NVR ASSUME.

2)Nvr EVER vent ur menstruation anger on the boys.

Ya we noe that u all have to suffer the menstruation, we noe ur pain....No we actually dun. But my point is we have alr tried NOT to provoke u, somemore accomodate leh. Y must u siaocharbo anyhow scream leh??? Those who are guilty, U NOE WHO U ARE. So nxt time, kindly eat some anger suppressant pills and shove a pad up ur vagina. We peace u peace, everyone sui. Like this the place will be more interactive and condusive.

3) STOP thinking that all guys are perverts/sex maniac/insert sexist stuff

This i cannot fully blame girls la. Partially is the media, and is also some really pervert guys sabo also. But we have to tell u this, NOT ALL BOYS ARE LIKE TT!!!! I mean ya we all want sex, who doesnt want it?? Even u girls wan it, stop denying it. An orgasm is a very wonderful thing. If u wanna die a virgin, just go and be an amoeba, dun waste. somemore simple species.

My point is ya us boys want sex, BUT WE DO NOT!!! THINK OF SEX ALL THE TIME! there are times where boys just wan some time alone ( no pun intended), some beer outing, fishing, relaxing.So pls, get that " ALL BOYS SHOULD DIE BECUZ THEY ARE PERVERTS" mentality out of ur hollow skull. Should ur skull not be permeable, drill it out. Its a very wrong mentality. I tell u, even if u go be lesbians (Lesbians female-female ma. Free of boys. No sex woohoo!!!!), in fact they are much more hornier than u think. Look at wat lesbians do . Goodness u be shocked. They can be worse than guys. So wanna be a lesbian, just go. We dun need girls like u.. AT ALL. sry for being harsh =).

FINAL POINT = Do NOT beat around the bush.

God this is more irritating than talkin to a deaf person. It gets on our nerves really. If u wanna say smth, just say it straight. If u wan us to say I LOVE U or smth else, give us hints, but straight to the point. We noe its not romantic if u were to direct everything, but im sure guys are not stupid enuf to take the hints ma.So~ just be patient and wait. Nvr say one big round and finally cry of frustration, U started it. And u are dumb. LOL at u. I tell u, for example u want sex ( I SAID EXAMPLE AR!!), Then u keep talkin one big round abt how much u wan it, without even talkin near to the topics, fillin it with irrelavent topics. End up the boy will be SO pissed and confused, u aint get nth but hatred.

SO Pls. Get to noe us better. dun do any of the above, im sure u be a better and much more lovely and popular girl.

(on a small side note thou, some guys are jerks. They do not deserve ur love or watever as they cheat,flirt, violate u or watever. I happen to NOT be in those category, i love = i love. No flirt. So relax =). So pls go ahead and do all the above to those bastards who break ur hearts. Tt i can understand and us rightous guys will be cheering for u =))

EAT EAT EAT~!

Its a lil outdated. About 3 days ago. But went to citylink's NEWYORKNEWYORK to have dinner wif my frens.

This was wat i ate.














oooo the fat juicy chicken coupled wif carbonara sauce.


Pls ignore the mangled mass beside the chicken. Its just remains of the juicy and tight skin of the chicken. Orded tomato soup AFTER my meal, which surprised the .....wat u call them waiters? She was like WTF?TOMATO SOUP AFTER A MEAL?? ITS AN APPETIZER FOR FUCKS SAKE !!!!one11one!!1


First of all, i am not a 9 yr old kid who noes nth about food. I DO NOE ITS AN APPETIZER~!!!! i just craved for tomato soup, can i? Wats up wif tt? i dun find it such a big issue. But the waiter fails.


EPIC FAIL.


wasn't it supposed to be cereal?

Seconly, I PAY PART OF UR WAGE U FILTHY WHORE! SO JUST GET MY ORDER AND SCRAM!!!! lol oops. lotsa profanities. My bad.

Updates will come.

Pls wait.

Kthx bye.