SHIMATA.

Osu! Im terribly sorry for the rotten corners u see in my blog. Rejoice! Today im gonna rejuvenate my blog wif some snippets of my life recently.

Ok first off. on 23 dec, i forgot when was it. Went to sakura to eat wif....Primary school mates!!!! Waa most of them i cant recognize. Ok im lying, actually i can recognize all of them. Yes they were some changes. Some become more handsome, Some become chiobu, some went to army. But hey the base of everything is still there yes?

I really had fun then. Chatted with them till late at night. Fun bunch of ppl yes? Thou i had to say, im as hungry as ever, i think i need a growth boost quick -.-

Heres a pic of me drinking PLAIN WATER with cynthia in the background.

Plain water is delicious

3 letters to sum up the day. FUN!

Then comes christmas, went out with neo. I didnt want to go ECP to celebrate christmas. thats like lame. So i went out wif him. Vivo was it? Apparently the christmas tree looks beter in the reflection than the real deal.

U see wat i mean? The colours !

Then comes ytd. Oh god wat a waste of time. Matsuri? Matsuri my ASS! Aint see nth but a group of cosplayers. Well yea ggiven that i didnt see the infomation carefully, i ended up going fort canning to do wat tourist do. Sightseeing.

Well... ytd sucked. Very bad.

Song Review

Well urm hi people. Sry of the lack of updates and the blantant ignores of the tagbox. I really am truly VERY lazy :X




So erm to all the tags there. Hi. Im daryl. Nice to meet u.



Ok erm so. Ya since i have nth to talk abt. I shall write abt my views of the new single buy the band SuG.



People who noe me close enuf would noe that i enjoy japanese rock very much. especially if they are visual , take note that while the looks attract me, the songs attract me more. A band that looks good visually but suck in their playing is not a good band.



So yea the lineup for SuG.

Left to right : Chiyu (ba) Yuuji(gt) Takeru(vo) Masato(gt) Mitsuru(dr)

Well uh.. First of all im not really impressed by this band. Yes the vocalist is cute and all but... His voice and the overall song structure to me is weird and pretty mediocore. It still baffles me as to why do girls love them so much. Oh well sex sells.

Ok their latest single.

SuG - Tricolour Colour

Credit: Taemin

Tracklist:
01. UMBILICAL
02. 宴ぴーぽぉ
03. Dress up with darkness
04. 晴天

Ok hmmm. The first song Umbilical. Wow its kinda refreshing. Its a sad song wif a very happy and poppy touch. It got me interested for awhile but meh still mediocore.

As for the last 3 tracks. Mainly filler tracks, nth exciting. except for the 3rd song, its kinda heavy, but yea its pleasant. Just enough to pass.

Crappy review huh? I too lazy to type :X

lol Hannah Hannah

ooOOooo there are readers!!! Ok lo ok lo update lo.

Are u guys ok? Daryl here.

Currently Tagging my notes for tml exam.

Am very busy, but hey i bought a beanie!!!

Its white, and very hot -.-

Playing wif it in class.

Accidentally summoned a ghost below. Its lv 14.

She HAS WHITE FINGARSS!!!

Soooooo, my life is pretty boring nowadays. Went to sch, study. Go home, Study. Eat, study. Slp.

Rinse and Repeat.

Should i have a gf, i think she would have dump me alr.

I do understand thou.

If the gf hvr dump me ar, waa i must be so lucky alr, must treasure.

Aint got no time.

For u , u siao charbo. I took a pic.

Enjoy.

I wonder~

Everytime i buy a 50 cent drink from the vending machine at the bus interchange, i have a sinkin feeling. Probably i just wana take the bus home. But then again, there is a risk cuz i no longer am a kid.

Thou i am blessed wif boyish looks, but still!!!! There is a risk.

So.... Should i continue to get drinks or try my luck on a bus ride?

I reallly wonder~

Aint no hard feelings, but heyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Last minute stuffff allllllways happens. Man u need alot of time management courses dude.

Lets all keep peace in sgc. Fuck care all problems. and lets all be CHIOBUS!

Quiz quiz

All work plus no play makes Daryl a dumbass. So.. heres a random quiz thrown in by my fren. Lol to ANY readers, if there are any. Enjoy urself.

#1 : The person who asked me to do this quiz is ?
Lynn . the band lynn

#2 : Your relationship with him/her ?
Shes my junior. As well as my friend.

#3 : your 5 impressions of her .
Emo, Siao charbo, Lynn-ny(?), angry, tired(?????)

#4 : The most memorable thing he/she has done for you .
Err....... Talk to me during the POP parade??

#5 : The most memorable thing he/she has said to you .
*Slap* *Slap* Y u hit me!

#6 : If he/she becomes your LOVER, things he/she should improve is ? Stop being so damn emo.

#7 : If he/she becomes your enemy, you will ?
It wun happen cuz i dun have enemies. But if it does, i just pretend we werent enemies.

#8 : What is the thing you want to tell him/her now ? Are u siao charbo?

#9 : Your overall impression of her .
Energetic.

#10 : How do you think the person around you think about you ?
Tired(?????)

#11 : The character you love of yourself is ? Clown.

#12 : On the contrary , the character you hate of yourself is ?
My energy Span.

#13 : The most ideal person you want to be is ? YUKKE!

#14 : For people(s) who cares & likes about you, say something to them .
Suki~ Iye.... DAISUKI DAYO~ ( Like~ no... I LOVE YOU!!!!)

#15 : Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know their feelings about you

1. Hafiz
2. Rosemary
3. Sop!!!!
4. Susu
5. Baoying
6. Ming Chong
7. zailiyah
8. Miss Chang
9. CY
10. Melissa KHAH

#16 : who num.6 having a relationship with ? HIDE CANNOT HAVE GF! IF NOT I KILL HIM!

#17 : Is num.9 female or male ? Male

#18 : If num.7 & num.1 be together, will it be a good thing ?
Good or not idk, but it will be SOOOOO interesting.

#19 : What is num.2 studying about ?
Sec Sch education????

#20 : When was the last time you chatted with number three ?
3 days ago liaw T.T

#21 : What kind of music does num.8 like ?
LOL MISS CHANG LIKE WAT AR? JAY CHOU AR?

#22 : Does num.1 have siblings ?
You Betcha.

#23 : Will you woo num.3 ??
SOP is attached. And i also dun wan to get kicked by her :X

#24 : How about num.7 ? I feel uber weird.

#25 : Is num.4 attached ? She is my lesbian. But attached i dunnoe :X

#26 : What is the surname of Num.5 ?
IDK siol.

#27 : What is the hobby of num.1 ??
Collect band scores???

#28 : Does num.5 and num.9 get along well ? They are secretly in love :X JK

#29 : Where is num.2 studying at ? Orchid Park Sec

#30 : Talk something about num.1 .
He is a pai lang!

#31 : Have you tried developing feelings for num.8 ?
LOL WUT MISS CHANG??? PHAIL!!!!

#32 : Where does num.9 stay ?
Yishun members.

#33 : Are you num.1 and num.5 best friends ?
Strangers.

#34 : Does num.1 have pets ?
Cats

#35 : Is num.7 the sexiest person in the world ?
Dun think so.

#36 : What is num.1 doing now ?
Typing chinese words.

Morning~

SATOSHI DEATH! Its been a while here. Look at the amount of cobwebs and dust collected here.

I woke up early, in fact too early today. Am supposed to meet baoying to get her tix later at 1045. Maaa. Shall use this time to revive my blog i guess.


Natsumi-chaaaaaaan, if u are seeing this. I UBER x99 miss u!!!! I promise u, if i ever get to go to japan, i will go harajuku wif u :X but NO YAOI PLOX!


Well uh. Pics say a thousand words rite? I caught some silly snapshots of singapore daily life, All i can say is, singapore is not soo high tech and developed as we tot it is does it?


Here goes! A pic i took while queing up for food in my school, a supposedly high tech polytechnic.

U have to buy it! Cuz it is THE meal!!

For the benefit of ppl who dun understand becuz of language problems, let me do a very lousy translation.

That dish is written as Bak ku teh. it means meat bone tea??? in a certain dialect of sorts.
BUT!

Bak ku TEH =/= Bak ku THE

TSUGI! Took this in the bus ne~

GOODNESS! More like mind ur head.

And the last pic is my sex hair. According to natsumi, Sex hair is the hair u get when u just woke up from bed. Ppl around me noe that my hair is always down ala yukke style. sooooo i feel kinda shy posting my sex hair, but if u do get high seeing it. Do give me a call :P
KIDDING KIDDING! Natsumi~~~~~ :P

Douzo.

Its blur T.T

Edit : : Quiz quiz. Im being tagged. here goes.

Q1. The Person Who Tagged You Is ?~

Sophia Ptr

Q2. Your Relationship With Her ?~

She is my P~~~~T~~~~RRRR!!!!

Q3. Your 5 Impression Of Her ?~

Must i really say? Shes hawt, scary,fit,hungry and erm..... adorable!

Q4. The Most Memorable Thing She Has Done For You ?~

Waited for me for a whole 1 hr cuz im late :X

Q5. If She Becomes Ur Lover, You Would....~

Sooo love her back and pray to all gods i can find :X

Q6. If She Becomes Ur Lover, She Needs To Improve On?~

her kicks and punches. No infact she need to deprove not improve.

Q7. If She Becomes Your Enemy , You Would ....

First, eat a cheeseburger, then run far away. I MEAN VERY FAR AWAY

Q8. If She Becomes Your Enemy , She Needs To Improve On ?~

Improve on how to locate me? Cuz i be so afraid of her i be hiding somewhere?

Q9. If She Becomes Your Enemy , The Reason Would Be ?~

I snatch her bf :X

Q10. The Most Desired Thing You Want For Her Will Be ?~

WEAR OFF SHOULDERS AND SKIRT TO FIND MEE!!!!

Q11. Your Overall Impression Of Her ?~

Red Hot Chilli Padi :X

Q12. How Do You Think Others Would Think Of You ?

Crazy shorty :X

Q13. The Characters You Love About Yourself ?~

My hump?

Q14. The Characters You Hate About Yourself ?~

I Guess its also my hump?

.Q15. The Most Ideal Person You Wanna Be ?~

MUCC NO YUKKE!

Q16. For People That Love & Care For You , What Would You Wanna Say To Them ?~

Can u be my gf? / Lets go dating!

i cant believe it!

Humans are so dirty!!



Look at the agar plates and u get wat i mean hahaha.



Is wat i did for my lab. Pics speak a thousand words. Too lazy to elaborate on study days.

oooOOoo look at me im bacteria!

Actually they are white splotches in the agar plate. u cant see them clearly. but when u SMELL them, u noe bacteria are there.

The smell is um..... interesting.

Jya ne~

Osu

School starts.

Blog will be severly decomposed becuz of studies.

Pls dun take it too badly.

Only updates will come when i am free or bored.



Since not alot read it anyway.

Temporary hiatus~

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Sry for the delay to the readers if there are any. Im SOOO lazy i cant be bothered. But ya did go out alot nowadays also so, very sorry for the lack of updates.



I shall give a VERY BRIEF description of where i went last weekends.

Saturday : Tarot outing

Hmmm why am i going to a tarot outing u say, the reason is. I dunnoe. I dunnoe wat the hell is tarot. I just wanna waste my time away cuz home is so boring.

So er long story short. I went to meet fiona at City hall MRT. Have to cuz we both dunnoe the place of that meeting. So yea. Met her. While walking , we came across this.

*ooooh loook at meeee. Imma water-based hamstar!*

These bunch of children are playin in some water ball or smth, i can try playing. the problem is u have to spend 30 bucks on a single receipt to play this game FREE. Ironic. 30 bucks. good scam ya?

Anyway, managed to find the tarot master. So erm we had our fortune read and was happy. played arcade and go home. MY fortune is great for my relationship, but bad for my studies. Oh well. Guess im a lover boy isnt it.

Sunday : Waseda Shibuya High School

To emphasize my point.

Well i cant show pics IN the school cuz their erm.. coordinator wishes to protect the students identity. Waa all is fair . I understand. Maybe cuz the students are too hot i guess.

Went wif neo. Nxt time i shall bring female accomplices. Going to this place wif a male is awkward.Bear that in mind. We came too late. the school is A SAUNA AND A GIANT TUNA CAN!

Its hot. The weather made it worse. The crowd made it worse. So erm. Didnt try any classrooms. Only did the movie. Was HILARIOUS! Omg they are such hot ppl. Even fat builds of them are hot. guys are hot. Girls are hot. Thumbs up for the sch.

But hey, they can nvr be hotter than NATSUMI!!!! *winks winks*

ok lets stop here for today. Im getting dull.

WOOOOOO

Im extremly happy!!!!

Taken at home b4 i go to collect my LOST WALLET!!

I love the person who found it.

Dedicated to Natsumi

U see guys. I have a very hot friend. Her name is Natsumi. Im not lying. She lives at japan. If u perverts wan her pictures, im sry but im not gonna release them, i think she would kill me if i do :X.




IMO natsumi, im not sexy. BUT U ARE HOT!!!!



Serious serious! AHhahaha bet im making u blush eh?



To add salt into the wound. Heres a pic of me trying to reproduce the smile then u err.....wanted to stole?

Enjoy Urself Natsumi-chan!!!!!

MUCC!

Im in love wif Ageha. Someone teach me how to project my voice like tatsurou PLS!

Happy happy~

Picking up myself.

3 bottles of ribena sparkling to drown my sorrows.




Bottle number 1 = Past
Bottle number 2 = Present
Bottle number 3 = future.



Alot of unhappy things happened to me. I got my heart broken again. I lost my wallet which has my ic in it. I dislocated my arm.



Unhappiness is flushed down my stomach and wat past is past.



2nd bottle is to tell me i should appreciate im alive and it is not the end yet. It may be tough, but im sure one day i shall soar above the losers who looked down on me



3rd bottle which represents the future, is to tell me to endure any setbacks like this if it is to happen. This is how i grow.



I gave u a chance. Take it or leave it. Up to u. But dun ever come crying to me .



The word "regret" is never good to use.

Smile always! =D

Shit

To the person who found my wallet, I beg u. Pls kindly return it to me. I really need it much. Thx

If u return it , may u be blessed forever.

If u choose to steal it, i hope u do burn in hell, have ur vagina/dick rot instantenously and fed to the dogs. Im serious. I really do hope u burn in hell. Or maybe i can steal ur wallet.

Ther person who tagged me is joanne. Now must do quiz.

1. My relationship wif her is - Friend.

2.My five impression of her is - Fun,friendly,emo,tired,happy?

3.Most memorable thing she done for me - Be my alarm clock.

4.Most memorable thing she said to me - Hahas! ok!

5. What kind of guy she like - Im not sure myself

6.If she becomes my lover, wat will happen - Love her back lo.

7.If she becomes my lover, things to improve - Dun emo.

8. If she becomes my enemy - I cant do anything also.

9.If she becomes enemy, reason? - I dunnnoe. Ask her nxt time.

10. Most desired thing for she to do now - Shui bian.

11.Overall impression = Quiet?



I guess thats all. I too lazy to do the rest. Should be enough i guess

Matsuri~

Aho~ Matsuri today at vivo. I must say im not really impressed at the enthusiasm and the spirit. Its just like all done for the sake of doing.

But then, there was one band that caught my ear. The band performing gazette's and dir en grey's songs. Boy were they awesome. They are the first local band that can produce wat i call quality jrock voice. No joke man. Really impressive. Enjoyed their live.

The rest sucked IMO. but i cant do any better so i shant continue any further.

Let me put a smilllle to ur face *joker*

Night study again

T.T

Once and for all

No photos today. Cuz im irritated to high heaven. Its time i clarify things wif ALL girls. Goddamn it pissed ar pissed.

Dun u all guys JUST hate it when girls go, OMG ALL GUYS ARE LIARS BASTARDS CHEATERS FLIRTS yadda yadda yadda yadda.

Actuall im fine when u say ur guy cheat on u. That guy deserved to be burned in hell. What i can accept is such girls GENERALISE ALL guys to be the same bastards as them and claim they do not want to be wif guys anymore.

Seriously if u are soo serious abt giving up a guy, why do i see u gettin fresh wif a new guy huh? A biig contradiction mi lady.

It seems to me that u are the flirt. In fact u and ur ex are both flirts cheaters liars yadda yadda. Soo why is he the one only getting all the crap while u get sympathy.

To me u are a whore. Fuck you.

And too all girls who thinks all guys are jerks, heres a lil short note on my honest feelings to u all. i mean it.

go cut short ur hair,
grab a banana.
Put a condom on top of it
and go fuck urselves.

YOoooooooooooooo.........

Todays subject. Notice the cleaniness of my book.Oops.

Notice the irony my foolscap says. Save the planet. Where they invent rubbish like maths for me to scribble in it. Wat hypocrites

And all who feels lost, not all hope is lost.

Cuz there is someone who is very poor in maths will give u a push. Good luck.

Studdddyyyyy

Study Partner for today, Goat

and

a Shy Neo.

As for my H20

Chilled Green tea. And after i got so damn cold

Boiling hot water + tea bag + condensed milk.

I waanaa passs....

Ahaaaa~~~~~n

Study Partner for tonight feat Goat

My companion for the night : Coca Cola Kosong

Kosong = Zero for malayu

Restless~~

Ohaaaaaaiiiiyo

Studying in progress

My companion yesterday. Woot~

MIA

I got a new hp recently!!!! AND a new number as well.

Number : 83632111

Hp model : N78

Satisfaction 6.5/10

i give it a - 3.5 cuz there is no SMILEY!!! Awww now all my msgs will look studpid and boring

Woot!! finally i have yukke's hairstlye in the last pic. I rearranged my hair hahahaha.bowlhead FTW!!

Ytd i went back to band. Missed my juniors bad. So decided to visit.

I ended up playin soccer wif the lower sec.

Me playing wif Hafiz and the sec 1s.

After a while, Damn it . It started raining. So my hair and all got messy. But who cares! I had alot of fun. I played the roller chair down the slope, then got drenched again.

And then hor, i cosplay sia.

Ahaha. I look awfully weird. Let me explain.

1) My hair is in an absolute mess. But raining so bo bian.

2) The shirt and pants i stole are all too big. The shirt is 120cm!!! Cannot la! I wear i think 96 cm.

120-96 = 24cm difference!!

And the shorts, its 84cm. Its too big!!!! i dun have a 32 inch waist man. Thank god there is a belt.

3) U can notice that my green pants are coming out from the opss shorts :P

4) Specs are courtesy of Hafiz. But due to degree too big, i have to squint.

Hahaha conclusion = ugly me. I fail at cosplaying :P.

Animals

I wish i have a pet. Despite my very abusive looks, im gentle to animals. Except assorted insects they should die.

Come to think of it. Am i abusive at all? I dun hit ppl. But somehow i give ppl i am a bad boy image. I think it sux.

Aiya...... Dun care alr. Lets take everything in its stride. GO me!

Homos!

Yes. Gays. A very controversial topic.

I dun mean gay as in doing things wrongly, or dressing wrongly, i mean the real deal. Gays. Males who are sexually attracted to males.

I use to detest them really much. To the point i scoff at them, or do not want to have anything to do wif them.

Come to think of it nw, i am so stupid. Y am i doing this? They are not gonna gay around wif me if i leave them alone wat. Just like us straight males, do we go around raping any girls we see? Its the same to them. They dun go around farking boys.

Let me use Xmen as an example. Mutants are not socially accepted becuz they are different. And mutants are fighting for their existence. Same thing for gays.

I personally think gays are disgusting, but i dun really bother tt much anymore.

As long as they dun hit me, im cool.

cuz im STILL STRAIGHT!!!

WAAAA

I believe in Fate. U cannot run away from him. Neither can u chase him. Fate just appears. Like tt only.

I found my looong lost childhood fren. OMG!! I tell u im still kinda in a shock. Frm frenster we chatted, both of us dunnoe. Suddenly, pooof! I knew her and EVEN PLAYED WITH HER WHEN WE WERE YOUNG!!

Its just so anime i wan to just fly. I mean, if u think its not fated. U all go try lo. Faster quick. Find alll ur k2 k1 frens.Go la! See u can find nt.

If u cant, LOL! Becuz i can. and im proud of her.

Very proud.

HEEEE!

Today i dreamt a very weird dream.

I dreamt that "i was dreaming and i woke up."

Didnt get it?? Wat i meant was i dreamt that i was dreaming, and i woke up in my dream. EVEN WENT TO SCHOOL!!! I rch school at abt 8.30 in my dream. Was late. Then i went into class and sat on the usual spot, then chat wif my poly clique.It was soo real!!!!!!

Then suddenly, my ma off the aircon and ask me why no school. Then i was like !!!!!!! OMG! IM STILL AT HOME!!! I thought i was in school the whole day!!! And the time i woke up was, 8.30?

Scary isnt it once u think abt it, deja vu.

Scares me now thou. How is it possible to dream that u are slping and woke up!

and time = 8.30!!!!!

Coincedence, i think not. I think im possessed.

And i failed FPM twice. 40% i maybe get abt 10%
gotta score at least 40 nw

=(

Yesterday i was practically a monster!!!!!
Awake from 0600 - 0130
A total of 135t64652341241412 hrs!!!!!!!! *exaggeration intended*

I was supposed to go with fren to the audi event.
Dua me!!!!
So i lonely and feeling so stupid, decided to cut my hair.NOT HAND!

After cut alr, went home a while. then meet out wif neo go out eat.
SUNTEC AGAIN!!!#%$^$^
He wan see girls, those lolita. Unfortunately, Most of them are fat.
I dun have anything against them thou, but if u are fat and unshapely,
Wear normal clothes, lolita dun fit u. FAIL!

After washing our eyes, go eat. Neo bo lui, so we go kopitiam eat. Yang come later.
All sian alr. Go doby wan HOTD 4. SIAN 4 token!!!!
4 x 50cents = EPIC FAIL!!!!

Nvm tried the one underground. no HOTD! FAILL!!!!
So we all sian alr, go back yishun dai dee.
Macham 3 chao ah beng play dai dee.
Later scared tio screen :X
But i dun smoke!!! SO im safe
Yang dun smoke. So hes safe

NEEOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKER!!!!

Anyway i chiong home tok to peisi-san! ahahah! miss!!!!!

Then now sunday, whole day chiong report.

Thx ar. Ive got a very interesting life.

AHAH!

Pls help this poor girl

To any kind souls out there,

Her name is peisi

And she needs alot of blood. Like seriously alot.

If u are blood type 0 and willing to donate,

Pls dun hesitate to call (65)91642274.

Ur help is much appreciated.

Dun be selfish, save a life.

Lol single. How to describe the feeling. Yes i feel a sense of freedom, but as a human, its nvr enuf.

Lol im so weird. When im attached, happy, but then wan single. When single, happy but wan attach. So how, maybe i should clone myself, gimme a female daryl pls!!!.LOL

Test test test, i dunnoe y singapore like to test us citizen. Got use meh. Wats more impt actually is EQ! Wifout social skills, u suck like hell baby!!!!

Its abt the correct attitude. That will lead u somewhere, and get to noe more frens. I got to noe a very interesting fren, named bloodless!!! She is fun to be wif! hoho!

I do wanna upload my poly clique outing pics, but the bloody blogger upload so slow. So i lazy liaw.

Slp or not slp.

Help me decide.

THX!

Food For thought

Sometimes i wonder, am i good enuf for everyone??

1. Sorry tiing u sick i dunnoe. Sry for not being there when u are sick. I cant contact u somemore.Shit me.

2. Sorry to myself for being such a lousy person

3. Sorry but i need to borrow some time for studies

4. Sorry but i have to work to have some savings

Sorry Sorry sorry sorry sorry.

All useless sorries. Wat a failure i am.

Depressed.

Sian i havent meet tiiiinng very long liaw. Wan see her soon =).

Today got clique outing. Yay finally. Go watch kungfu panda. Hmm, cant really comment on the show, it is funny, but then very predictable. Can watch again if someone wanna. Then after that in mrt, saw ugly side of singaporeans, all jitao chiong into sardine-packed mrt. I naturally dun wan struggle lo, so i just stand and wait. One of my fren melissa too skinny lose the battle, take nxt train wif me. Others all healthy and strong took the mrt le. Nvm being the good members they are, they stop and wait for us in the nxt train =).

Nxt comes the bus trip to chomp chomp. Wa kao the bus macham keep dead body there like tt. The vomit smell so strong. Wan faint, from hungry become full.Zzz

After makan at chomp chomp go the cafe ice cubes. Lol then we surprised the bean wif a small cake, full of halls, sour plum and chocalate. Qua qua who ask him wan 20 yr old liaw =X.

Pictures come tml. All the picture provider slp liaw.


I very sian. Im very tired. I type differently when im tired. So i sound like a kid. I ish very cutesy de horhx??

I give u beeeessst price. $34.50

165.21.155.10
This ip address. Name = Min er. Come on la own up. U owned alr. Pls kindly pm me and clarify. I dunnoe who u are. But then this prank is not funny. It may lead to serious misunderstanding.

Sry ar put ur ip. U pm me le i remove. =)

I treasure every single moment spent wif my girlfriend. From meeting her under her block, to sending her home.

She may not be perfect, she may not have a fabulous figure, but i dun give a damn. I love her for who she is =).

Went to orchard. Goodness sale sale sale sale. Ei yang, one more day shopping leh. this time no get things no go home.

Yay

Yes ppl, i am officially attached. I am also loving it. Lets make it last tgt!!!!!! GOGOGO! =)

Duuuhhhh no time to shop!!!! i sound like auntie, but its great SG SALE. WTFBBQ!!! I WAN FORMAL CLOTHES. Up to 70% Ralph Lauren...... Hmm...

Maaa..... Thats beside the main point. Waiting for saturday to come!!!!

wohoo!

Yay finally i get to meet dear le! wooo! Went to bunk, got amazed by her fren's audi skills. Trashed ppl in tekken 6. Then i send her home!!! FELT GOOD CAN!

Lol that was like the happiest moment in my life. It brings joy. But i have to go back and face hell.

Why hell u ask me? I got lab report. Lab. Ma. Pa. Work.

Nabei.Can i like dun study and get a degree?

155 questions that i am supposed to do to let u noe me.

1) Name: Kenneth! Tan ming hao
2) Nicknames: Ming by Xin! yang, Tan by neo.
3) Hometown: Yishun Central
4) Current Location: home
5) Gender: Male
6) Height: 1.6 m
7) Eye Color: Dark brown
8) Shoe Size: 7(???)
9) Hair Color:: Light brown
10) Heritage:: Chinese + Japanese
11) Birthstone:: Simi lan jiaw? ( wat bird?)
12) Relationship Status:: Attached =)
13) Hobbies:: Badminton, msn, meiting =)
14) Pets:: Fishes and one retarded brother. Yes brother, he is my pet.
15) Piercings:: None.
18) Tattoos:: None. Eeyer tattoo.
19) Zodiac Sign:: Horse
20) Righty or Lefty:: Left

Favorites
21) Color:: Black
22) Flower:: White Rose
23) Food:: Im bringing PRATA back!
24) Restaurant:: New York New York
25) Drink:: Chrysenthimum tea
26) Sport:: SOCCER!
27) Ice cream flavor:: Vanilla
28) Car:: Mitsubishi Evo 6
29) TV show:: Power Ranger
30) Band:: OPWO
31) Song of All-Time:: Patapon
32) Kind of music:: Jrock
33) Movie:: Ju-On
34) Animal:: If domestic = Dogs, not domestic = dolphins
35) Superhero:: Venom
36) Day of the week:: Saturday
37) Perfume/Cologne:: Davidoff
38) Book:: Goosebumps
39) Magazine:: Aint liking them
40) Candy:: Sour power.
41) Season:: Spring
42) Quote:: Kore ka?
43) Place to be:: My own house seperated from my current one
44) Time of day:: Evening, cooling maaa
45) Month:: None in particular

Have u ever?

46) Been out of the country:: To date.. Malaysia, Hong Kong
47) Vandalized someone's property:: Yes, of course! table,wall
48) Stolen anything:: U realised that ur panty is missing? LOL!!!
49) Failed a class:: Almost all
50) Been dumped:: YEA!
51) Done drugs:: Medicinal drugs u crackbitch.
52) Been cheated on:: Twice i think, doesnt pay to be a nice guy sometimes.
53) Started a rumor:: That my name is Daryl
54) Danced in the rain:: I SANG IN THE RAIN.
55) Cheated on someone:: Sry i am no playboy.
56) Sat on a rooftop:: Soccer on rooftop owns.
57) Danced on a table/bar:: Dance no. Fall and make a complete fool of myself, yes.
58) Loved someone so much it made you cry:: On the verge of, i cant cry alr. Probaby too dry.
59) Dated someone older than you:: No
60) Tried to be someone you're not to impress someone:: Siao. being myself so tiring alr.
61) Dyed your hair:: Oui. Brown now.
62) Been so drunk you couldn't remember anything:: Embarrassing.....
63) Been to a nude beach:: They don't exist here. The closest nxt meaning to this is called an 'orgy"
64) Laughed so hard you cried:: Countless
65) Dated someone more than once:: yep. doesnt stop there right?
66) Mooned someone:: Wat is mooning? Sounds pretty sexual.
67) Gotten into a car accident:: Minor, yes.
68) Had surgery:: Fractured arm, so yes i did.
69) Cried yourself to sleep::Tt is insane to me.

Are you...?

70) Outgoing or shy:: Both,shy at first, outgoing later
71) Laid back or mostly anxious:: Im so laid back im useless.
72) Reserved or fun/crazy:: CRAZEH!
73) A good role model:: I dun smoke, so i am a good role model?
74) Nice or rude:: Situational
75) Funny or serious:: FUNEH!
76) Honest or deceiving:: usually honest la, bluff for like 10 cents no use.
77) Named after anyone:: Boku no namae wa Satoshi desu, yoroshiku onegaishimasu.

What is...?

78) The craziest thing you've ever done drunk:: According to my frens, rolling around??
79) Your most missed memory:: My Secondary School days
80) Your biggest regret:: Being a bastard to the girls last time.
81) Your lucky number:: 1?
82) Your biggest secret:: I have a brother as a pet.
83) Your best quality:: Err....Encouraging?
84) Your best physical feature:: My hair?
85) Your worst quality:: My height....160.
86) Your goal in life:: Start a good family and enjoy life.

Finish the sentence

87) If I were...: gay, i would jump down into the MRT track.
88) I wish...: I can have a successful life and career.
89) Nobody knows that...: I am not a gangster.
90) My heart is...: belong to someone. =)
91) I love...: Meiting =).
92) I can't stand...: Homosexuals.
93) My greatest accomplishment in life so far is...: O lv cert
94) I am...: straight.
95) I am thinking...: meiting nw.
96) I always...: sleep.
97) I am tired of...: terrorism
98) I fear...: cockroaches
99) I give...: u the IPHONE!
100) I sing...: in tune
101) I wonder...: when's the next time I can go overseas.

Who is?

102) On your mind right now:: Meiting. Chattin wif her nw.
103) In your heart:: Meiting. Misses her too.
104) Your best friend:: PSP
105) Your worst enemy:: MAISELF!!
106) The last person you hung out with:: My classmates
107) The person you can talk to on the phone for hours:: I rarely talk on the phone

Do you?

108) Have a crush on someone:: Yes, I do
109) Have any birthmarks:: nope. only moles.
110) Have a social life:: Certainly.
111) Like to dance:: Sucks.
112) Like to travel:: Yes! I want to go globe-trotting!
113) Drink a lot of water:: Average.
114) Like having your picture taken:: In a group, yes
115) Ever feel lonely:: Who doesnt?
116) Have a tan:: I have it as my surname.
117) Get annoyed easily:: Not really.
118) Daydream a lot:: REALLY.
119) Have a lot of ex's:: 1
120) Look more like your Mom or Dad:: None. I am a mutation.
121) Have siblings:: No i have none. I got a pet brother thou.
122) Like your family:: No.
123) Think you are attractive:: No, I'm not
124) Want to get married:: Yes, I do
125) Want a family of your own:: Yes of course
126) Believe in love at first sight:: BUT OF CUZ U PUNDEK!
127) Like to sing:: I will survive.
128) Follow the "5 second" rule:: Yes, somewhat
129) Prefer hugs or kisses:: Hugs AND kisses.
130) Wear glasses/contacts:: NONE.

Random

131) Whom did you get your last email from:: Jing Ting
132) Which store would you choose to max out your credit card at:: A/X
133) Ever been in a car accident:: Nah
134) What do you do most often when you are bored:: Online, meiting, foam in the mouth
135) Most annoying thing to say to me:: Cheebye
136) Last person you went to dinner with:: Neo and Xin! Yang
137) What are you listening to right now:: My msn popup sound.
138) What are you wearing right now:: White shirt and boxers
139) How easily do you trust people:: Very easily
140) Would you ever sky dive:: No, I scared die.
141) What kind of toothpaste do you use:: Darlie limemint.
142) Are you a spoiled brat:: No, I'm not
143) Who do you look up to:: Friends I love
144) What kind of jewelry do you wear the most: I wear none
145) Have you ever been fired from a job:: Mass fire of boys in greenbook.LOL
146) When was the last time you went on a date:: 2 yrs ago
147) Are you the romantic type::Depends. Subjective
148) What do you like the most about your body:: Eyes
149) What do you like the least about your body:: Face
150) How are you feeling right now:: Burning
151) When was the last time you went to a party:: 4gt.
152) Would you marry for money:: Face it, we're materialistic
153) What kind of car do you drive:: A 7 seater
154) Would you ever bungee jump:: I would like to try, but i scared die.(rhyme not intended)
155) What is your worst fear:: myself.

Sorry

When ppl say sorry, usually we as social human beings will accept it. Bygones be bygones. But y ar, sometimes we have to go so far to piss the person off when he alr threw away his pride and said sorry? We are all guilty of tt, including me when i was still a young cheena guy. Thinkin back, i tot i was very selfish and stupid. Let me explain y.

1) Ppl apologise, but the person say " sorry no cure".
I personally think that sentence did not make any sense. Its complete bullshit. First of all, y does sorry need a cure?? Its not a disease, neither is it cancer. So wtf??? Just freakin accept the apology and throw away ur ego. Ppl alr stoop so low liaw, wat u wan more??? Oh ya now i get it, sorry cannot cure ur ego or ur reputation is it?? How abt go fuck urself? I dunnoe how u gonna do it, its either u accept it or go fuck urself. Kthx.

The only scenario when Sorry no cure makes PERFECT sense is smth like this.

" A cancer patient is diagnosed with (insert cancer tt will lead to death). And the doctor goes over to the patient's shoulder , shook his head and said "Sorry. No cure" This makes sense becuz he is tryin to tell the person there is no cure to his condition.If u dun get it, slap urself.

2) Translated from chinese - If sorry got use, police all for wat??
THIS IS WORST THAN THE FIRST ONE I TELL U. Since when apologising have smth to do with the police ar? I mean their job is to ensure security, not going around forgiving ppl who did something wrong wat. LOL wats up wif the police. Even if a killer said sorry for killin a person, the police(regardless how holy he is, or even he is a pope) have to arrest him, the killer did smth wrong. So....... wat has sorry got to do wif police aar? The police isnt gonna care when u accidentally spilled milk on ur fren's shirt or smth ma. The police wont go " Ei cheebye, say sorry to ur fren ar, if not u go to jail for spilling milk on fren's shirt".

And those examples above are a hit among girls. there are boys who use them, but the more cheena girls and young girls STILL uses them. Tolong la, grow up and accept apologies like a mature person. These small mistakes nvm one. No matter how angry u feel, if it is minor, forget it. U will go to heaven for tt.

i have nth against girls really. I love girls. Im just talkin abt the special individuals who are so 'square' and ' mentally outdated'. So pls, lets make our world a more condusive place by eliminitating those childish thinkings.

peace and sign off =)

Clarify

Ok girls listen up. I as a boy, have to tell u that we are really different from wat u think of us seriously.U are all messed up. Dun even say u noe us, u do not. Neither do we. So i shall post some tips on how not to get a boy( or generally males) PISSED.

1) Never, EVER assume. Yes do NOT assume. Assuming makes an ass out of u and me. Those who dun get it. Ass=U+ME.

Yes. This is universal. i can say 95% of the girls makes their own assumptions and while deluded by those assumptions, they make the wrong judgements. I tell u nth pisses a boy SO BAD than a girl assuming his intentions or actions.

Let me give u an example

" Boy A phone was ringing. On the other side of the phone is his classmate, a female. Just nice Boy A's girlfriend was beside him, and started to get jealous."

OK im fine with this, jealousy is natural, i mean we all do get jealous. So ya its ok. But its NOT OK when the situation becomes like this

"After Boy A hangs up the phone, girlfriend starts throwing bitch fits, and threatens to break up with boyfriend. And then it all culminates in a breakup, which is silly stupid and redundant." See, y a lose-lose situation? Because the GIRL ASSUMED THAT THE BOY WAS FLIRTING!
At this point of time. I tell u ar girls, BOYS WILL FEEL LIKE "WTF!"
AND WILL BE DAMN PISSED!I MEAN, THIS IS ALL THE TRUST YOU HAVE FOR HIM MEH???

K u now imagine this situation where a win-win situation occurs.

"Boy A hangs up the phone. Girlfriend asked him nicely who was tt person. Boy A just tell h er gf is classmate. Girlfren obviously get jealous la. Ok this is the part whether u choose to dump the guy or nt, if he flirt from here u cfm noe one ma. So breakup good thing. But if he terribly loves u , he will sense ur jealousy and try to make up to u, ending up in a very romantic situation" SEE! WIN-WIN!!!

MORAL OF STORY = NVR ASSUME.

2)Nvr EVER vent ur menstruation anger on the boys.

Ya we noe that u all have to suffer the menstruation, we noe ur pain....No we actually dun. But my point is we have alr tried NOT to provoke u, somemore accomodate leh. Y must u siaocharbo anyhow scream leh??? Those who are guilty, U NOE WHO U ARE. So nxt time, kindly eat some anger suppressant pills and shove a pad up ur vagina. We peace u peace, everyone sui. Like this the place will be more interactive and condusive.

3) STOP thinking that all guys are perverts/sex maniac/insert sexist stuff

This i cannot fully blame girls la. Partially is the media, and is also some really pervert guys sabo also. But we have to tell u this, NOT ALL BOYS ARE LIKE TT!!!! I mean ya we all want sex, who doesnt want it?? Even u girls wan it, stop denying it. An orgasm is a very wonderful thing. If u wanna die a virgin, just go and be an amoeba, dun waste. somemore simple species.

My point is ya us boys want sex, BUT WE DO NOT!!! THINK OF SEX ALL THE TIME! there are times where boys just wan some time alone ( no pun intended), some beer outing, fishing, relaxing.So pls, get that " ALL BOYS SHOULD DIE BECUZ THEY ARE PERVERTS" mentality out of ur hollow skull. Should ur skull not be permeable, drill it out. Its a very wrong mentality. I tell u, even if u go be lesbians (Lesbians female-female ma. Free of boys. No sex woohoo!!!!), in fact they are much more hornier than u think. Look at wat lesbians do . Goodness u be shocked. They can be worse than guys. So wanna be a lesbian, just go. We dun need girls like u.. AT ALL. sry for being harsh =).

FINAL POINT = Do NOT beat around the bush.

God this is more irritating than talkin to a deaf person. It gets on our nerves really. If u wanna say smth, just say it straight. If u wan us to say I LOVE U or smth else, give us hints, but straight to the point. We noe its not romantic if u were to direct everything, but im sure guys are not stupid enuf to take the hints ma.So~ just be patient and wait. Nvr say one big round and finally cry of frustration, U started it. And u are dumb. LOL at u. I tell u, for example u want sex ( I SAID EXAMPLE AR!!), Then u keep talkin one big round abt how much u wan it, without even talkin near to the topics, fillin it with irrelavent topics. End up the boy will be SO pissed and confused, u aint get nth but hatred.

SO Pls. Get to noe us better. dun do any of the above, im sure u be a better and much more lovely and popular girl.

(on a small side note thou, some guys are jerks. They do not deserve ur love or watever as they cheat,flirt, violate u or watever. I happen to NOT be in those category, i love = i love. No flirt. So relax =). So pls go ahead and do all the above to those bastards who break ur hearts. Tt i can understand and us rightous guys will be cheering for u =))

EAT EAT EAT~!

Its a lil outdated. About 3 days ago. But went to citylink's NEWYORKNEWYORK to have dinner wif my frens.

This was wat i ate.














oooo the fat juicy chicken coupled wif carbonara sauce.


Pls ignore the mangled mass beside the chicken. Its just remains of the juicy and tight skin of the chicken. Orded tomato soup AFTER my meal, which surprised the .....wat u call them waiters? She was like WTF?TOMATO SOUP AFTER A MEAL?? ITS AN APPETIZER FOR FUCKS SAKE !!!!one11one!!1


First of all, i am not a 9 yr old kid who noes nth about food. I DO NOE ITS AN APPETIZER~!!!! i just craved for tomato soup, can i? Wats up wif tt? i dun find it such a big issue. But the waiter fails.


EPIC FAIL.


wasn't it supposed to be cereal?

Seconly, I PAY PART OF UR WAGE U FILTHY WHORE! SO JUST GET MY ORDER AND SCRAM!!!! lol oops. lotsa profanities. My bad.

Updates will come.

Pls wait.

Kthx bye.

Update u wan is update u get.

Hey hey! *cough* xiang yuan *cough*. Im again updating here again. Rare isnt it. Its so rare it makes u go


OMGQWTFBBQ I AM TEH BLOGGING!!!

Havent got much time seriously. Poly is teh shit. I mean literally shit. U smell sewage everywhere in the campus. Dun be deceived by the glorious exterior, where everyone hangs a plastic smile on their face. Its all but a facade. Nth IS HAPPY ABT TEH POLY!!! Night classes this year. Many many test. Heres hw i feel about going to poly. From the first day till nw.

Let me give u an analogy.

Going to poly is like having sex. The first time round, everything is new. U get to "explore" and get to know ur "surroundings" and start experimentring ur "charismatic Skills". BUT!!! After a while, it starts to get dull and boring and routine until u are so sick u want to just die.

(The above analogy is assuming tt i had sex b4. Rest assured i HAVE NOT! I just wanted to type something from an experienced person point of view. Kinda like a roleplay. TRUST ME!! I AM TEH VIRGIN!!!!!111!one!!!



I am as virgin as him.



Ok. Pushing the sex+poly talk aside. Did go out wif frens on weekends to shop for clothes. didnt get anything.Nth looks good. Waiting for next season.



Heres a pic of mine and frens psp.


















Mine = Fat black PSP wif alice nine wallpaper.
Xin Yang = Slim Colourful Black PSP wif agnes V wallpaper.
NEO = Slim Silver PSP wif Shana(?) wallpaper. And a random usb charger.



At bowling alley one. Nvr play la. All wear slipper. No socks. All poor blokes. Except 1. U can roughly guess who is the rich guy here. Take a rough guess. No prizes won thou.



Thus here end my relentless rant.



Stay tuned for more crap in the future. Which should be the case becuz life is a bitch.







Got a problem?

Lol. Bye.

UPDATE!!!! BUT BE BRAINWASHED!!!!

Sry for the super lack of updates. Anyhow who needs relinking pls tell me again. I 4got some. Sry ar. My life nth interesting. Same old Same old.

But THEN... Japanese ppl made my day. Wat the hell. They are just too creative. Is there anything they CANNOT do???? Creative sex positions, shittin on ppl, remixing songs, food. THEY CAN DO IT ALL!!!. WATS WRONG WIF THEM!! IM BRAINWASHED!!!!

MUST.......HAVE......CANDY!!!!!!



Candy~Can Can Can Di~ CAn can candI~ can can cadidi can di~ can di di di can can dy

GET BRAINWASED BY MAC!!!!!!!!!

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I LOVE U!!!

Introducing.....

The Supermarket!!!!

Spoilt for choice. Toothbrushes.. Arr the boredom.

Wat should i do~

Went to band yesterday~ just to visit. Above this sentence is one of the alumni. With the evil camera.

In danger~~

After that, when to doby to meet my friend. Tekken Session.

Wonder wats the meaning behind Rule number 1 thou.

Parents

Parents... are sometimes the most amusing living creatures on earth. Don't u all think so? Sometimes their really weird ways of scolding or defending themselves really amuses me. I laugh when they scold me sometimes, which made them angrier cuz i treated them like clowns.

Anyway see below if u find anything familiar.

1. When u are about to dominate the whole arguement, ur parents go "DUN TALK BACK!!"

2. When u are talking about a specific topic, ur parents will twist and turn the story until u are at the disadvantaged side, making them the winner.

3. When u are going on abt them, They will use personal attacks on u e.g" Ur frens are dogs and pigs"


Lastly, waa this is a classic, its only exclusive on mothers. Nvm nvm she let u win she keep quiet, when the dad comes home SHE COMPLAIN TO THE MALE PARENT, OBVIOUSLY CHANGING THE STORY, AND WHILE THE MALE PARENTS SCOLD, THE FEMALE ONE JUST SIT AND ONE CORNER AND SMILE WIF GLEE.

lol. Interesting parents i have.

Do you??

p.s in case u dun get it, sarcasm intended

Im sorry

Look at me. Im back here posting. REVIVED!!!!!

So ok, just finished my exams. Didnt really got really stressed abt it, im a bastard compared to my poly frens. They got stressed and try their best, Wat im i doing???? I feel no stress, i feel numb. can summarise how i feel in 4 letters.

S I A N.(Bored beyond words)

Bud then, sunday was fun. Watch L with internet frens. Pretty cool although they had to go home early. L ar, he nth special. He just behaves the way L behaves. Tts all i can say 4 the movie.

TEKKEN 6!!!!!!! BOB!!!! Lol there is a vid on me playin with another character. I LOST.hahahah. Well i got grabbed to death. Lol enuf said. Tt guy was a grabber-noob. Anyway the video, only my fren has it and i think no one would bother to even watch. So y bother?

Was pretty worried for my fren on tt day thou. She was wearing heels, and the heels looked spoilt. The right heel's STICK was errr... out of place. its like gonna snap any minute. Can sense the danger around her. And i bet she can sense the danger too.

Careful~

So, there goes my semester. Study time is over. TEKKEN 6!!!!! Ei if u all got go out play tekken must ask me ar. i wan learn bob. Hellsweep dance!!!!





There is one thing i cant understand about girls. Its their all mighty PMS. Its the time where blood comes out from their reproductive organs and they go tru rage. AKA siaw ppl. Ok to girls out there who can control their rage, I HAVE TO SHOW U THIS!

Ei Come on!!! They already tell u to 'Whisper'. Y u still shout!!!

This is Daryl, who just came home from buying ingredients for the barbeque on wednesday and have not bathe and stinks to high heaven. Smog is last seen coming out from my body. Caution is advised.

Yoroshiku.

Saturday?

Was it saturday? Should be ba. I went out wif net friends. First time meet. She so shy. her fren not shy. Abit noisy. My fren another shy one. He has infactuation wif a certain someone. LOL.*** take care ar.

New Year to everyone

Happy new year. Somehow im not really lookin forward to new yr. dunnoe y. Not really pumped up. Must be the lack of activities

My life has been boring. So gimme smth to do. Meet me up or smth. Then i will write smth here.

Thx and bye.