Dun fight among yourselves

Hello to everybody. Haha hello "auntie". I noe u reading my blog.

To everyone who is STILL misunderstood about my relationship with 3 girlfriends. I really dunnoe wat to say.

First of all im flattered. I wish i can get 3 girlfriends la, which guy dun wan. But really, my conscience and my upbringing is much more higher class than pimps and cheaters.

So let me clarify ALL OVER AGAIN and pls hor, li hai jiu hao. Bu yao jia li hai. Wan to read, read everything. Dun read halfway blame and fight ppl becuz

1) U are insulting me as an upright boy. Do i need to cheat on my gf seriously?

2) U drag ur family members morale down. Cheer up la im not so frivilous one or wt u spell that.

So "auntie", i show u my 2 gfs beside her. Dun jealous hor. They very chio 1.

Introducing... My two girls!



U see u see!! Chio or not. 2 of them slping tgt somemore. Im quite proud of them also

As u can see, the most outer one the name call pepper, inside the fat one = salt. Heres another pic of them

Yea. Left is salt . Right is pepper.

Auntie ar, this is the gf i talkin abt. U dun anyhow think leh. My life hor, not really alot of drama 1. I somemore so short, 160cm where got quality to flirt around?

So pls, do us a favour.

1) Dun stalk my blog. Wan to see, tag. I will kindly reply you.

2) Dun jump to conclusions. Read ALL.

3) Pls ditch the "bad boy" image of me. I not pai kia.

Sry for the rather angry tone. Im actually quite insulted if u realise. And if u apologise, i will just treat as if it didn't happen. Solely because i respect u as an elder.

So to wrap up today's post.

MY SO-CALLED 2 GIRLFRIENDS ARE LITTLE FURRY HAMSTERS!

Sorry Sorry, Shawty Shawty.

Wow i didnt know my blog has fans hahahaha. Ok im sorry really, but i didnt really want to continue blogging becuz :

1) Natsumi is right. Im too lazy to get my ass up here.

2) I almost forgot my password

3) Too freakin many pictures to upload.

3rd bold. FUCKING SLOW DAMMIT. arhhgg waste of mah tym u noe wat im sayin n***a?

Ok lets start. I shall post it short. and in a TIMELINE sorta format. its really.... taxing on me really haha.

Without further ado, snippets , of , my, rife.(life)

A Random day hanging out with frens

The day i got drunk and vomitted under a tree. Culprit = the 2nd cup from the left. Mimosa WTF

National Day

Fireworks go boomz

boomz

Moar Boomz

Tired army men that just wanna go home. BUT SINGAPORE COMES FIRST!

A Bird with lights

Small Bird

Thats a BIGASS TANK! and a partially bald person hogging 20% of camera space.

2 birds and our national flag. MOON AND STARS IN THE EVENING YALL.

My Little Hamsters/Ham Hams/ Daughters

Idk pepper ended up so scary. Dun fuck with her. Oh yea shes on my laptop.

Salt + pepper sleeping in a saucepan. Ahh sisterly love.

Salt was supposedly eating while shes slping. but.... it looks like shes some kungfu star here. Ratman from ninja turtle?

Zoo trip/ Pokemon Safari zone

Small Tree Tamarins(?) Gotta catch em all.

There are 3 ninjas hiding in this fountain. Can u spot them?

A live aligator where a chinese family thought it was fake. Would wish to see 1 of them jump down and experience it realness. Alas, didnt happen.

Black gorillas/ monkey staring down at me. Looks like a pimp no?

A bunch of pidgeyottos

This white tiger was being such a diva lo. Pacing around for us to take his pic

Pedro and friends. Bunch of cute otters cuddling

Squirtle gasping for air, need to replenish pp for water gun

A monkey that has a peculiar resemblance to an average ang moh man (caucasian)

White faced mankey staring at me. How come all monkeys stare?

Mankey evolves to Primape

I fed one of them, my happiest 5 bucks spent.

erm.... penguin??

This pic is non-halal ( people who say i racist, pig really not halal wat)

Anaconda looking fishes + a ghostly apparition of my legs.

Bird with blue head and red throat

Dunnoe this animal's name, but it has anthlers
Fucking jealous of the guy on top of elephant. Tsk

A ninja squirrel, raping the tree trunk using its teeth

Monkey mama with an infant! The father keep blocking the baby from photographers lo! I managed to snag one albeit unclear photo of them without the father after many tries.

Shes pretty bored when we came.

Blur view of a Polar Bear's rear

Deer that moos.

Lovely. There are dogs in the zoo, wild sexy dogs. Im jealous
Waa... They remind me of sexy.

A leopard's rear. Missed the body

Eh... Colourful iguana

That face reminds me of an old pervert man

Sunbathing komodo i guess?

Meh. Sunbathing crocos. I wanna see things getting eaten, not stationary sunbathers!

I swear it was about to charge at me. Look at it!

Doesnt it reminds you of a typical young 14 yr old wannabe gangster? Look at the face!

1 zebra with a weird neck and 3 zebra asses facing us.

Ostrich lay big eggs, so they need big ass

This fellow is definitely taunting me. I get it la, u tall i noe.

Dropping-like bats hanging on branches

AFRO BIRD 1!
AFRO BIRD 2 BENDING HIS HEAD!

I had someone distract the rhinos and snap this. Spot the difference anyone?

A random day out with my girl

This is the amount of food she ate. Herself. No seriously. And do u notice anything peculiar in this pic? NO? Ok ok let me show u.

Look at the HUGE ASS MUSCLES! Dun mess with her, or she will #$#%# u up!

And we ate this some day ago. Cleared it all up

A random day out with my friend

Star wars? Christmas????!! There is no hope in this world

A random day in school

Do u find anything weird in this pic? Ans : Normally ppl who sell fresh fruits are in the wet market. WTF are these fruit sellers doing in the middle of a polytechnic school!!!! Thats absurd! Nxt u can expect fishmongers to start setting up shop here soon.

I HAVE FINISHED MY ENTRY!!!!! Pls say u love me after reading all of this. It is much appreciated.



Bless yall.