Clarify

Ok girls listen up. I as a boy, have to tell u that we are really different from wat u think of us seriously.U are all messed up. Dun even say u noe us, u do not. Neither do we. So i shall post some tips on how not to get a boy( or generally males) PISSED.

1) Never, EVER assume. Yes do NOT assume. Assuming makes an ass out of u and me. Those who dun get it. Ass=U+ME.

Yes. This is universal. i can say 95% of the girls makes their own assumptions and while deluded by those assumptions, they make the wrong judgements. I tell u nth pisses a boy SO BAD than a girl assuming his intentions or actions.

Let me give u an example

" Boy A phone was ringing. On the other side of the phone is his classmate, a female. Just nice Boy A's girlfriend was beside him, and started to get jealous."

OK im fine with this, jealousy is natural, i mean we all do get jealous. So ya its ok. But its NOT OK when the situation becomes like this

"After Boy A hangs up the phone, girlfriend starts throwing bitch fits, and threatens to break up with boyfriend. And then it all culminates in a breakup, which is silly stupid and redundant." See, y a lose-lose situation? Because the GIRL ASSUMED THAT THE BOY WAS FLIRTING!
At this point of time. I tell u ar girls, BOYS WILL FEEL LIKE "WTF!"
AND WILL BE DAMN PISSED!I MEAN, THIS IS ALL THE TRUST YOU HAVE FOR HIM MEH???

K u now imagine this situation where a win-win situation occurs.

"Boy A hangs up the phone. Girlfriend asked him nicely who was tt person. Boy A just tell h er gf is classmate. Girlfren obviously get jealous la. Ok this is the part whether u choose to dump the guy or nt, if he flirt from here u cfm noe one ma. So breakup good thing. But if he terribly loves u , he will sense ur jealousy and try to make up to u, ending up in a very romantic situation" SEE! WIN-WIN!!!

MORAL OF STORY = NVR ASSUME.

2)Nvr EVER vent ur menstruation anger on the boys.

Ya we noe that u all have to suffer the menstruation, we noe ur pain....No we actually dun. But my point is we have alr tried NOT to provoke u, somemore accomodate leh. Y must u siaocharbo anyhow scream leh??? Those who are guilty, U NOE WHO U ARE. So nxt time, kindly eat some anger suppressant pills and shove a pad up ur vagina. We peace u peace, everyone sui. Like this the place will be more interactive and condusive.

3) STOP thinking that all guys are perverts/sex maniac/insert sexist stuff

This i cannot fully blame girls la. Partially is the media, and is also some really pervert guys sabo also. But we have to tell u this, NOT ALL BOYS ARE LIKE TT!!!! I mean ya we all want sex, who doesnt want it?? Even u girls wan it, stop denying it. An orgasm is a very wonderful thing. If u wanna die a virgin, just go and be an amoeba, dun waste. somemore simple species.

My point is ya us boys want sex, BUT WE DO NOT!!! THINK OF SEX ALL THE TIME! there are times where boys just wan some time alone ( no pun intended), some beer outing, fishing, relaxing.So pls, get that " ALL BOYS SHOULD DIE BECUZ THEY ARE PERVERTS" mentality out of ur hollow skull. Should ur skull not be permeable, drill it out. Its a very wrong mentality. I tell u, even if u go be lesbians (Lesbians female-female ma. Free of boys. No sex woohoo!!!!), in fact they are much more hornier than u think. Look at wat lesbians do . Goodness u be shocked. They can be worse than guys. So wanna be a lesbian, just go. We dun need girls like u.. AT ALL. sry for being harsh =).

FINAL POINT = Do NOT beat around the bush.

God this is more irritating than talkin to a deaf person. It gets on our nerves really. If u wanna say smth, just say it straight. If u wan us to say I LOVE U or smth else, give us hints, but straight to the point. We noe its not romantic if u were to direct everything, but im sure guys are not stupid enuf to take the hints ma.So~ just be patient and wait. Nvr say one big round and finally cry of frustration, U started it. And u are dumb. LOL at u. I tell u, for example u want sex ( I SAID EXAMPLE AR!!), Then u keep talkin one big round abt how much u wan it, without even talkin near to the topics, fillin it with irrelavent topics. End up the boy will be SO pissed and confused, u aint get nth but hatred.

SO Pls. Get to noe us better. dun do any of the above, im sure u be a better and much more lovely and popular girl.

(on a small side note thou, some guys are jerks. They do not deserve ur love or watever as they cheat,flirt, violate u or watever. I happen to NOT be in those category, i love = i love. No flirt. So relax =). So pls go ahead and do all the above to those bastards who break ur hearts. Tt i can understand and us rightous guys will be cheering for u =))